German translation | 1,285,605 words (font size 10); 1,865 pages (in A4 format); ~9.5kg
How in the Nine Hells is it possible to master such a monstrosity in less than four months...?
Personally, I was blessed to meet Mr. 3AM on a regular basis.
It is quite interesting how a visualisation like this alters your perception of the sheer amount of text in this awesome game, isn't it?!
(Of course, I never wasted that much paper! However, the pile has exactly the proper height.)