As an adventurer, I heard that with a pair of stout legs I could reach a ruin called Firewine that was heaving with treasure.
Gnomes of Gullykin bemoaned the fact that adventurers would barge through to get their mits on the precious magical items that littered the floor, causing trip hazards in their apparent fecundity...
What I found.
- Kobolds.
- Traps.
- A mage.
- Some ghosts.
- An ogre and his chums.
The treasure that I left with.
- Some spells (on the mage)
- Some jewelry (on the Kobolds)
- Some flame arrows (on the Kobolds)
The damn catacomb was emptier than a biscuit tin at a Barry White concert.
All it held was dust, cobwebs and broken promises.
My pair of stout legs left disgusted.
What are your thoughts? Should it be enhanced? Or simply avoided?
Gnomes of Gullykin bemoaned the fact that adventurers would barge through to get their mits on the precious magical items that littered the floor, causing trip hazards in their apparent fecundity...
What I found.
- Kobolds.
- Traps.
- A mage.
- Some ghosts.
- An ogre and his chums.
The treasure that I left with.
- Some spells (on the mage)
- Some jewelry (on the Kobolds)
- Some flame arrows (on the Kobolds)
The damn catacomb was emptier than a biscuit tin at a Barry White concert.
All it held was dust, cobwebs and broken promises.
My pair of stout legs left disgusted.
What are your thoughts? Should it be enhanced? Or simply avoided?
