Well if you can't get rid of the trolls, might as well laugh at them. Here's a short collection of some of the most outrageous posts we've seen here recently, read as the author imagines these folks would sound like. It's not a new internet trend, of course.
I hope this will make for a few laughs and be somewhat of a silver lining for seeing how the forums were taken over by folks who will go to the trouble of posting their rants and complaints without any kind of research or regard for guidelines, common sense or decency.